We finally signed the lease on the new building; can you have the phones installed by this afternoon?

I took the phone apart, now I can't get it back together.

Do these phones work at home?

You're out of cable pairs.

Didn't you get the latest floor plan revisions?

Can you fix it today?

Have you seen the keys to the switchroom?

We had to push the cut date, again.

I missed the user training class, can you show me how to use my new phone?

Here are your new trunk numbers, but we can't guarantee them.

The movers cut the cables.

The temperature in the switchroom reads 102F.

Can you tell me my voice mailbox password?

We rearranged the department over the weekend, now all are extensions are messed up.

I only spilled a little coffee on my phone.

Can you cut another 30% off the telecom budget?

My phone was filled with coffee when I came in.

I can hear them, but they can't hear me.

Does the red light over the switchroom door mean anything?

Who made thirty thousand dollars worth of calls to the Dominican Republic?

I went down to reset the switch, but it's under three feet of water.

You wanted us to pull in four pair? I thought you said three pair.

Yes, they delivered the switch. It's in New Jersey.

The book said to wire it like this.

We have foreign exchange lines? You mean, like, we can call France
and stuff?

I guess I must have unplugged it by accident.

I guess I plugged it into the wrong port by accident.

Where do I plug this in, anyway?

What do you mean, "Where's the satellite dish"?

Back in the old days, you only had to call one person.

The Tech went into the closet three hours ago, and I haven't seen him since.

Do you really know where all those wires go?

How do I make a call to Indonesia?

Well, it used to work that way at my old company.

The fire didn't get any of the phones, fortunately. The switch is a total
loss, though.

Will vacuuming the cord hurt it?